Wet Stick
The "Wet Stick" is the act of redeeming ones self from giving a "Dry Stick" earlier. Giving a "Wet Stick" is finishing the story or tale from which the starting was told during the "Dry Stick" period. This results in a full usually embarassing story of the story-teller.
Nigel : "Chea son my finga was all up in her... naw naw chill I can't speak dat s'way too dank"
Frank : "Come on yo.. brah don't play me dat dry stick"
Nigel : "Alright, good fellow my phalanges and metacarpal bones ended up on the interior side of her tea cup, what an magisterial egregious sticky wicket!"
Frank : "Since you have completed your tale, you have henceforth Wet my Stick, I will be forever indebted to you. For giving thyne sweet Wet Stick is deserving of a great prize of eternal gratitude. My gift to you is 500 schellings and 12 earth mana, this will give you a chance at a better tomorrow. Farwell Nigel, God Speed."
*Rides into the Sunset//Fades to Black*
Yes this is just two characters nothing changes but the language from a sort of ebonics to high class proper english with added theatrics at the end.
Frank : "Come on yo.. brah don't play me dat dry stick"
Nigel : "Alright, good fellow my phalanges and metacarpal bones ended up on the interior side of her tea cup, what an magisterial egregious sticky wicket!"
Frank : "Since you have completed your tale, you have henceforth Wet my Stick, I will be forever indebted to you. For giving thyne sweet Wet Stick is deserving of a great prize of eternal gratitude. My gift to you is 500 schellings and 12 earth mana, this will give you a chance at a better tomorrow. Farwell Nigel, God Speed."
*Rides into the Sunset//Fades to Black*
Yes this is just two characters nothing changes but the language from a sort of ebonics to high class proper english with added theatrics at the end.
Wet Stick by Mike B and Dave S January 31, 2008
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