Stupid deaf fuck

A person who’s so fucking deaf and stupid that he might as well not exist.

Person A: “Yo dude have you seen Dylan, he scored 30/100 for his math test”
Person B: “He’s just a stupid deaf fuck with moody ass teeth. Bet he couldn’t even hear his teacher teach him”

by Sussysausage January 7, 2024

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Stepdaughter

A girl that may show interest in her mother's partner upon reaching adulthood.....a built in hereditary curiosity. Her self confidence and depravity may take sometime to merge, but when they do....she will execute her plan, removing all her garments and appearing from seemingly out of nowhere, goo-goo eyed and saying in no uncertain terms to her stepfather "I want you to fuck me!"

Jillian entered the garage where her stepdad was working on a project and stealthily shed all her clothes, and asked for the standard stepdaughter fucking that she felt entitled to.

The steo father informed her that she should check back if a divorce occured in that household, then she would be eligible for a stepdaughter shagging!

by soundslikebstome January 15, 2024

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