casual sex

sex that wears trousers and a nice looking polo shirt to work and parties

usually i dont care about these things, but casual sex was way under dressed at the reception on friday.

by ma jones May 18, 2004

sex tape

A ploy used by washed up celebrities to gain main stream media attention. Also see the term pathetic.

Kid Rock and Scott Stapp sex tape, Jane Fonda and Ted Turner sex tape (what are they? 70!) etc.

by neo100101 March 5, 2006

Sex story

Once upon a time, AHEM- sorry that’s lame. Once Samantha came to Caleb’s house. Caleb’s parents were away. He offered Samantha some chips like the gentleman he was. She denied the offer and wanted to have a little fun. She said she needed to use the bathroom to take a piss. She left the door open, removing he shirt and shorts to then move to her bra slowly pulling it down. She then pulled down her panties to sit on the toilet and masturbate. She moaned loudly, as such, Caleb heard. He walked upstairs to find her naked on the toilet mastrutbating. He felt his cock grow hard as he felt, entranced in a way. He walked towards her removing his shirt and his boxers showing his 9, spreading her legs apart squeezing her thighs. He then shoved his cock into her tight pussy “FUCK! DADDY! FASTER! FASTER!”. He thrusted faster watching her eyes roll back and her tits bounce. She moaned so loud that even people in Alaska could hear her. “IM CUMMING” She said as he started to lick her nipples. He shoved his dock into her mouth as his cock throbbed. She then deep throated as cum came from her pussy. The end.

Sex story yas I’m tired

by The_forbidenCANDLEwax February 12, 2023

sex bot

a robot built for sex with humans or other robots, like R2D2 or C3PO or Data or Cameron or Cherry or Robby or Gort

After becoming more borg than human, Darth Vader preferred the intimate lubrication of sex bots over banging human chicks. Some suspect R2D2 and C3PO are the resulting love childs of such a union, thus making them the half-brothers of Luke and Leia.

by annfay howden May 2, 2009

sex in the stacks

sex in the library between stacks of books.

Chris and Kelley were looking for something kinky, so they decided to have sex in the stacks.

by bsmaster December 28, 2008

sex shop

A place that could be described as 90's PornHub. Prague is filled with these places.
A.K.A. the greatest source of your sex tapes and sex toys.

That weirdo goes to the sex shop almost every day. He's giving me chills.

by Bigbeating Kioshi July 24, 2016

sex story

a story that makes you horny

This is my sex story. I spotted Ethan. He motioned for me to come over. I felt pretty horny so I walked over and sat on his knee. He slowly moved his knee up and down, up and down. I could feel myself getting wet, and I accidentally let out a small moan. Then he whispered "I know what you're doing here." He started to knee me faster and it got harder to contain my moans. thankfully we were the only ones here. "ohhhh Ethan yes" i moaned. At this point my pussy was dripping with cum, but I had a better idea. I started to grind on him. He then took me by the neck and kissed me passionately. Our saliva mixed and our tongues swirled together. I let out one last moan before he said "let's get out of here." He grabbed me by the hips and placed me on the sink. I let out a moan. "AGH OHH ETHAN YES" He ripped off his clothes as I ripped off mine. I revealed my DD tits. He marveled "Wow Emmy" He lunged at my tits as he sucked them away. His tongue swirled around my nipples. "oh Ethan keep going." I removed his shorts & boxers, showing his rock hard cock. I knelt down and sucked it. He rolled his head back and let out a moan. "mhmm Emmy yes" My tongue started playing around with his balls. "Emmy no I'm going to cum" he said. I let my tongue play with his dick as he moaned "OH YES IM CUMMING" I let his cock slide right through my pussy. His cock thrusted in and out, it felt so good, "YOU'RE SO BIG ETHAN OHH YES" I screamed. He touched areas my vibrator had never been. Then we both came <3

by i_love_urban September 24, 2022