a disgustingly vile way to piss off or gross out someone you really don't care for. after performing the turd dry dock unroll the toilet paper without tearing it off, wipe your ass, and then roll it back up. it leaves the white and brown swirled appearance of the delicious swiss cake roll!
mike- hey ken, did you leave the work party early?
ken- had too...that guy everyone hates was being a douche bag, AGAIN! so, i wanted to get in his brand new head before the urine creep got severe and leave a turd dry dock with a swiss cake roll for dessert.
mike-man, you are DARK! but, i love it!
ken-see ya in the lab.
ken- had too...that guy everyone hates was being a douche bag, AGAIN! so, i wanted to get in his brand new head before the urine creep got severe and leave a turd dry dock with a swiss cake roll for dessert.
mike-man, you are DARK! but, i love it!
ken-see ya in the lab.
by dark korner September 25, 2016
Rap a "fruit Roll-up" (the actual food) around your penis, and give a female to opportunity to perform oral sex on you.
by Bill M. Butlicker May 12, 2010
"The store clerk's eyes got big as Joe pulled a Michigan bank roll out of his pocket. (This may have originated in the 1920s when there were illegal gambling houses in Detroit. When pursued by the authorities, the crooks would flee to Ohio).
by Dan Drzewiecki November 04, 2003
Let's rock 'n roll!
by Mike Hayes January 15, 2004
A sex game played between a male and female. The male uses a Fruit Roll up as a condom as he preforms intercourse on the female. The first one to ejaculate has to eat left overs of said Fruit Roll up.
-"Dude I was totally fucking this sexy freak last night"
+" How do you know Broseph?!"
-"She asked me if I wanted to play The Fruit Roll Up!!"
+" How do you know Broseph?!"
-"She asked me if I wanted to play The Fruit Roll Up!!"
by ask-one October 24, 2010
The act in which a person shats on another persons face, as close to the nose as possible, to create a mustache similar to Hitler's.
"Last night was crazy. This chick was from outta town and wanted some thing sweet, so I gave her a German Tootsie Roll."
by Matrixkid312 April 28, 2008
When your fuckin a girl in the anus and she clenches really hard and rolls sideways crushing your skull on the ground
by Margret Jones August 28, 2005