Cunt Horse

Is an insult used on people commonly meaning. Vagina Horse.

Friend: Dude! your a dick head!
Me: Well, my friend you are a cunt horse.

by CHINC September 14, 2016

Horse cockery

Absolutely bullshit has just fucked ur tight little ass and feels like a horse but is actually just a fuck tone of bullshit

Hey bro I'm not a simp I'm just being nice by giving money to her to buy clothes

Bro that's fucking horse cockery

by LeFishe September 4, 2020

A Horse's Load

An alternative term to refer to an exceedingly large quantity of either Ale, Tea, or Coffee.

Person 1:
I could drink a gallon of Arizona Iced Tea right about now

Person 2:
I could drink a horse's load.

Person 1:
Yeah you're right I could also drink a horse's load right now.

by Exothryll August 14, 2025

Open horse grave

description of a terrible smell

Bobby hadn't showered in days, he smelled like an open horse grave.

by Rev Dan May 23, 2018

Horse mileage

Miles that you put on a vehicle with horse poop on the tires

Hey Red that sled looks like it has some horse mileage on it

by Nigbies Cum March 31, 2021

Horse Racist

Horse Racism is a more common phrase for the sport of horse racing. Much like motorcyclists, horse racers prefer to be known as Horse Racists. Just for the record, a horse race itself is more commonly known as a Whore's Race as it involves racing anything from horses and whores to a horse's whores and everything in between.

"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship! Much like a motorcyclist, he brings the Whore's Racism back to all of the Horse Racists!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 8, 2023

The Horse Challenge

A challenge in which *Male 1* inserts his penis inside *Male 2* anus and tries not to get caught by being behind of *Male 2* at all times while participating in the challenge. People might say it’s completely gay while others think it’s just a silly challenge and completely harmless fun.

In Breaking News, there’s a new challenge making the rounds on social media. It’s called The Horse Challenge and we’ve got Mark with us to explain more. Mark?

by Wwaattzz August 16, 2024