Real Job

X ray tech. That is the only real job known that mankind. Anything else, including ones that require years of school and decades of training are fake.

Thabk god I am an x ray tech. All I is sit around on the side because its a real job.

by Realjobxraytech January 4, 2018

Job Blow

Having oral sex with a tracheotomy patient, where the penis enters the trachea and comes out the mouth.

"The old lady who works at the supermarket and once smoked 5 packs a day gives great job blows."

by DeAnn Guthrie April 10, 2013

Z-Job

When a girl bites a mans small toe off,then proceeds to give him head. At the moment before he ejaculates he pushes her head down causing her to vomit. Then with the three body liguids present(blood,cum,and vomit),they use them as lube and have sex.

I gave jimmy a Z-job last night.

by Harold peterson November 14, 2011

snow job

When someone is down in the snow and you kick snow in their face.

Mark's Mom: So, Mark, how was your day at school?

Mark: Well, it was pretty good, except when Michael gave me a snow job at recess.

by Mike "White Man" Jaworski May 9, 2006

face job

to ejaculate on a woman or man's face after getting head (a blow job)

it is common if he/she is not willing to swallow.
one would essentially pay the woman or man sucking his dick for not swallowing.

pete: dude guess what?
johnny:whaat?
pete: last night i gave that mean girl, christina, a face job cause she wouldnt swallow my cum
johnny: she deserved it.

by greencatz July 9, 2009

Grease Job

When left over bacon grease is used as lube during a hand job.

We didn't have any coconut butter, so she decided to use bacon grease. That was one hell of a grease job!

by bingwingwong February 9, 2020

Scooby job

When you get a dog to give you oral via peanut butter smeared genitals.

Would you do it for a scooby job?

by NerdyDaxter July 7, 2015