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Mad takes

she droppin' some mad takes on the dance floor
by Sassqueen97 June 12, 2016
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Shaking Mad

What you are when someone spoils the end of Breaking Bad for you.
Person one: My roommate spoiled the end of Breaking Bad to me while I was on the can.

Person two: Are you ok?

Person one: No I'm shaking mad!
by Dangerously Safe September 30, 2013
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Mad calm

To be super chill, laid back, not much to say, real calm, too calm.
Kim was "MAD CALM" when those cops showed up about Christian.
by Moo-moo$ April 15, 2021
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Mads

Mads is the definition of retard, people with the name Mads have a 100% chance of being diagnosed with things such as autism, downsyndrome, and homosexuality.
"OH shit he a mads" -jack

"oh he gay and autist yes" -joe
by plskillmadsheisveystupid February 17, 2020
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mad guitar murphy

a stereo type name for a person who sudduces young girls by plying them with drink and drugs and then having sex with them while they are half consious and making out he is some cool dood while people with common sense think he is a wanker .
low life alcoholic drug dealing cunt , mad guitar murphy .
by locks heath renegade master November 29, 2010
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girl mad

To be girl mad is to be upset about things that are little in nature but get under the skin for reasons such as:

- annoying fucking assholes at work

- not having the correct lippie that you THOUGHT you put in your bag
- premenstrual and/or menstrual cramps

- your birth control making you crazy or fatter than you know you are, etc.

-the rat of a tangle in your hair you can't brush out without cutting a chunk of hair out

-your stupid ass boyfriend being ANNOYING (see annoying fucking assholes above, falls into same subcategory)

The list goes on and on.
"Hey what's the matter Bailey?"

"Fuck off Jeremy you piece of fuck. I'm girl mad so take your boy stupid and get the fuck out of my face"
by Girl truth October 23, 2018
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safe 2 da madness

Thanks to the madness, I am the way I am. Written as 'Safe 2 Da Madness' to urbanise it. Shorten to simply, S2DM.
by S2DM July 19, 2021
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