Russian Crab Trap

The act of slapping your crab infested cock across someone’s face. While at the same time blowing a large load of jizz across their face and hair. The impact dislodging some of the crabs only to be trapped in the jizz.

Sarah: Did you see Katie’s hair?
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends

by FuckJakeFromStateFarm February 19, 2020

Chub Trap

Thirst trap but for men, similar to snaking(selfie with outline of erect penis).

The act of posting a selfie showing the outline of semi erect penischub under any garment(towel, underwear,boxer short, unicorn leather chaps etc.) Suggesting the size of the man's package without it turning into a dick pic hence coming off as a sort of boudoir shoot.

Omg did you see Dave's chub trap?! That man has penis for days!

by Dante(notrealname) November 19, 2018

licking the mosquito trap

the sensual act of a man sucking the blood out of a lady’s used pad or tampon

“Hey man, you busy later?” “Yeah, my girl is having a hard day so I’ve got a night of licking the mosquito trap ahead of me.”

by 4skinsoup April 24, 2024

Mississippi mud trap

When you shit while getting fucked in the ass.

I fed Steve tacos to make sure we had a good Mississippi mud trap tonight

by VinnieXX September 7, 2022

Chinese cock trap

An act when 2 men put their cocks inside each end of a Chinese finger trap. They move back and forward causing the finger trap to jerk them off and to make them touch cock tips.

Hey guys, I just say the janitor and the math teacher doing a Chinese cock trap in the bathroom!

by Militaryman2002 May 11, 2016

Cambodian Finger Trap

Requires 2 or more men. One man will insert his finger into the other man’s urethra and vise versa. You’ll both then try to pull your finger out, but the pain will cause the urethra to clench down on the finger.

Hunter: Wow, Keith, I can’t believe you won the big game last night!

Keith: Yeah, back in Miami I was known as the Cambodian Finger Trap King.

Hunter: Wow, no wonder I’m numb.

by BigThunk October 20, 2025

Crawdad trap

An act of incest, preforming the succ or insertion of the you know what.

I ain't care if your my cousin, get over here and bait my crawdad trap!

by The Official Heff October 2, 2016