Tree magnet

A bad or reckless driver who often hits trees with their vehicle.

"That guy is a total tree magnet, can't keep those birches away from him."

by Jmc9705 February 19, 2019

oak tree

A tree under the maple category.

Thats a tall oak tree!

by handle123lincoln May 13, 2024

wise mystical tree

"Wise Mystical Tree" originates from a meme from 2017, where a game ad quotes "aif you are over 25 years old and own a computer, this game is a must-have!" with the picture of a knight and a tree with a poorly edited face appears.

I am so tired of the wise mystical tree... It's all over my Twitter home page.

by Kaorivec October 16, 2022

tree turkey

a jackal or loser
who perches himself high up and hidden
and snipes you like a bitch

dude somebody kill that tree turkey

by seveneight August 16, 2008

Tree

leaf your way through the door
I'm still standing
What a re-leaf
Looks like some barked up the wrong tree

One two tree

by What is life? November 23, 2021

tree twerkin

The act of twerking on a tree. You can do it with your feet on the tree, or you could just twerk on it. It's a fun thing to do with friends or just by yourself.
Please don't twerk on other people's trees. That is their twerking tree. How would you feel if you looked out the window and saw someone twerking on your tree? It's not nice. Find you own tree and twerk on it. #TreeTwerkin

Person 1: "I posted a picture of me tree twerkin on Instagram and put #TreeTwerkin and got a ton of likes!"
Person 2: "Well duh! Everyone loves tree twerkin!"

by BeastER Person😂😘 June 22, 2016

Plant my tree in her forest

Have sexual intercourse with her

She sexually turns me on. I want to plant my tree in her forest

by Plato Disciple December 26, 2014