I'm starting pro

When you typo the word 'pto' (paid time off) in your e-mail to your boss or co-worker, and they think you're leaving your day job, but instead you are only going on vacation for a couple of weeks.

Fred: Hey, I'm starting pro tomorrow. I'll see you later.
Fred's Boss: OK, good luck with that.
<two weeks later>
Fred: Hey, why doesn't my ID badge let me in the building anymore?
Fred's Boss: So I guess that basketball career didn't work out for you?
Fred: Huh?

by ks5d August 30, 2015

I'm a fish in the sea

Staying neutral. Saying that you stay out of the current situation and that it has got nothing to do with you.

X: "Why do you always mind my business?!"
Y: "It's because I'm getting annoyed of your stupid density!"
Z: "I'm a fish in the sea (smart)."

by Hatake Kakashi's relative January 16, 2015

If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true

Or Batman.

Charlatan "If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true! It's embedded in the structure of the universe!"

Hym "Yes. Of course. You're clearly not a petty charlatan and a tyrant and you're clearly not using fascist collusion and gaslighting to enrich yourself and subvert the government. And it's NOT opposite world. All of these things are clearly not the case and no one is going to die as a direct result of you doing that."

by Hym Iam January 21, 2025

I'm a(n) _____

you get to fill in the blank with your purpose of life. What makes you tick?

I'm a(n) _____. (creative)

by AIDAS OALA October 2, 2019

I'm game

Im ready with what is going to happen.

I'm game with going to Mc'Donalds.

by Ben April 24, 2004

I'm a Lion Pizza Chicken

A phrase simply referencing a Lion Pizza and a Chicken 🦁🍕🐔 there is nothing inappropriate about this and is definitely not a misheard gay Recontextualized Porn

I'm a Lion Pizza Chicken

SAY IT AGAIN!
I'm a Lion Pizza Chicken
SAY IT AGAIN!
I'M A LION PIZZA CHI-KEN
SAY IT!
I'M A LION PIZZA CHICKEN
SAY ITT!
IM A 🦁 🍕 🐔
SAYY ITTT!!!
AH~ AH~ AH~

by I'm a Lion Pizza Chicken October 5, 2024

I'm the calm

Used by English speakers in the region of Balkan on the European continent. It expresses a response to "calm down" instruction.

Used by my friend TitanBlast / Antony1060 and probably by many other Balkan users.

Expressed in high frustration when someone gets called out for not being calm. Example: "I'M THE CALM!!!"

by TitanBlast April 27, 2021