floppy fuck

Having sex with a flaccid penis; also as a noun, an aquaintance who's fetish is going in soft.

"Alex is such a floppy fuck!"

by Jacked unicorn April 20, 2017

Fucking Nods

When you're really getting into sex so you just look at the person and give 'em a few nods.

I was having a great shag last night so I gave her some Fucking Nods

by AidanSFable May 13, 2016

nozzle fucking

The act of using a nozzle to fuck someone or something, typically used in the nose region. Often nozzle fucking is a religious term used by the Vudamimes, the Vudamimes would insert a epidermalicall nozzle into the nasal cavity, immediately following, the Vudamimes would insert there penis inside the nozzle, is the penis is too small to reach the nasal region of the nozzle, the Vudamimes would shower the man with a small penis in riches, and then murder him in his sleep because he is a shame to the Vudamimes culture.

"Come we must partake in the ceremonial fucking of the nozzle brothers" - Common Vutamime

"My penis was satisfactory in the nozzle fucking ceremony" - Brother Vutamime

by Austin lindsay on youtube January 17, 2018

fuck-knot

A tangled mat of hair in the central region of the back of the head. Most commonly displayed by human females after missionary style intercourse, the knot occurs from impassioned head thrashing on the pillow, bed, floor, kitchen counter, etc.

She had a big ol fuck-knot when she got to work this morning, I'm jealous of her morning wood wake up call.

by ZillahRae February 20, 2009

wilderness fuck

verb- the act of having sex in the outdoors, ex. the woods, a field, beach, etc. usually teenagers who cant have sex at home due to parental guidence

- "hey babe, can we go on a walk in the woods, and Wilderness fuck"

-"no, there are bugs!"

by Gibson26 April 8, 2010

Dice fucked

This is what happens when you lose multiple armies to a smaller mass of armies in the online game Conquer Club.

I just got royally dice fucked by MadHippo
or
That piece of shit jazyjasper just dice fucked me.

by TWoods450 January 13, 2009

loser fucked

1. adj; to enter a state of extreme intoxication in which speech, reasoning, logic, fine and coarse motor skills degrade or cease all together

2. adj; complete and utter disregard for acceptable social norms, particularly in a party environment

3. adj; to be accepting of any person in either of the above conditions

Dude, I did so much cocamine last night, I was straight loser fucked.

by picklezfromcanada December 6, 2010