don't vote

vote is dumb don't do that

don't vote

by hggiv master January 7, 2021

Ha i don't know

When you don't know in a funny way.

Person 1: do you know what ifunny is?
Person 2: ha I don't know .

by Knightking January 20, 2021

Don't be a Raven

To abstain in the act of doing something that is socially considered as an annoying thing to do, for the sake of your own enjoyment.

"I think I'm gonna take some cash from Jamal even though I don't need it, it'll be funny." "Come on man, don't be a Raven"

by Misojohnny January 23, 2021

don't reckon so

A phrase Australians (and pommie cunts) use to express that they aren't sure, but the answer is leaning towards the negative. Another way of saying "I don't think so".

A: ey mate, dyou think ms cuthberts gonna give us a pink slip for skipping?
B: nah don't reckon so mate, shes blind as a fuckin bat. never bothers to take attendance anyways
A: nah yeah but what if mattie dobs n that? ykno hes a fuckin sook
B: fuckin mattie.

A: yeah, fuck mattie.

by makkapakka-akkawakka February 1, 2021

Don't read me

Don't read me. No. stop. stop. STOP. I SAID STHAP IT. WHAT DID I TELL YOU. WHY ARE YOU STILL READING ME!??! HUH?!??! WHY!!?!?!?! STOP IT. fine. this is going to be the last sentence you will read from me. ............... WHY TF ARE YOU STILL READING ME. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

FINE. READ. KEEP ON READING. I like it when you read. Ha! c'mon, keep on reading. yeah. You're still reading. wahoooo.

PLEAAAAAASE. You can read me tomorrow. But not today pls. please. PLEAASE. Pweaty pwease? pwease?? with cherry on top? With sugar? WITH COCONUT FLAKES?!?!?!?!?! NO??? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

why are you reading me? Don't read me. Read the top.

by DiamondPro408584 February 24, 2021

Don't call that trash 'junk'!

What you eye-twinklingly protest when someone asks you "why you keep all dat junk around"; da joke, of course, is dat YOU YOURSELF are referring to said assorted flotsam and jetsam as being worthless clutter by calling it "trash", and so in effect you are agreeing wif da other person's contention dat you should get rid of said rubbish instead of having it around to clog up your closets and walkways.

I dunno da statistics for how many people who retort, "Hey! Don't call that trash 'junk'!" actually do clean out said jumbled mess anytime soon, but at least they are admitting dat they have a hoarding problem.

by QuacksO March 2, 2021

Your boat don't float

Something that has weighed it down... Not on surface but below or underneath the surface... An anchor may cause a boat not to float... Therefore it it stuck..

Your boat don't float if you don't have any ambitions

by anonymous March 11, 2021