anal cataract

An excuse used when you sure as hell can't see your ass doing something.

Honey, would you like to go to a Lotte Berk class with me?
Sorry baby, I got anal cataracts.

by Damgerous October 20, 2009

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Anal-anhilator

The act of anhilitating an asshole.

Damn! Cobo was such of an anal-anhilator yesterday!!!

by darth_blazer October 12, 2009

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anal bulimia

The act of quickly ridding ones self of calories out the anus by use of laxative in order to lose weight.

Sally lost 2 pounds from anal bulimia before being weighed and taped.

by urfdawg July 22, 2011

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Anally Challenged

Someone currently experiencing an issue with their anus, usually someone with gas problems.

David, did you just fart
Yeah.
Dude you are fucking anally challenged

by Littlemonkeyman December 18, 2008

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anal beaver

a beaver with absolutely no bowel control.

Ewwww that is one massive anal beaver!

by Gus Giles June 25, 2008

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Anal prodding involves two people, a prodder and a proddee, the prodder prods the proddee with the chosen tool (this includes but is not limited to the penis or middle finger) the tool is inserted repeatedly at a given speed or it can be left inside for a given time. Anal prodding only takes place on a Monday

"Danni gave Henry his weekly anal prodding on Monday"

by bmw_boy May 11, 2014

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