Whale Watching

The sport of watching a fatty go from being hideous to gorgeous in the space of 10 pints

Donz "Dim you going whale watching again tonight?"
Dim "Enough talk lads Kim is giving me the eye" downs pint number 6
Veitch "wahheyy enjoy the whale watching"
Jack "Don't forget the harpoon"

by MegRoe October 19, 2018

Whale watchers

People looking for Highly Allocated and underwhelming spirits

These whale watchers came into my store looking for Pappy

by Crazy Naz Liquor November 12, 2018

whalen

Someone that can't jizz

Omg hes such a whalen he kissed sasha

by Whelan Is Gay November 15, 2018

Whale

A word used to describe Amy Schumer

That whale is really unfunny.

by millennial humor is so weird E December 5, 2018

Whale wank

Whilst sat in the bath, with your collection of named whale toys you pick I winner and stare it in the eyes as you tug your tiny little pecker

Matty was having a whale wank and realised he should stop being such a virgin

by Cbesty91 December 27, 2018

Whale Watching

When you can see each sperm cell directly in front of your eyes from a facial.

"Bruh, me and my girl went Whale watching yesterday!" "You AND your girl?!"

by Cold Hot Tub water January 22, 2019

Whalefished

To be deceived by a person on-line with a pic from years ago and lured to meet up. Only to find that they are 200lb+ heavier than their original picture.

I was whalefished so bad on last night's date that I didn't know if to run or throw a harpoon at them.

by eldiablo1371 February 10, 2019