Turd burglar

Portable restroom technician.

Hey Roy! The toilet is full in the port a pot, think you can wave down the turd burglars when they drive by to empty it for us?

by Motosaki410 June 5, 2019

Turdball

A game in which four-six players play a game like pool volleyball. Instead of a regular volleyball or a blowup volleyball they use a brown blowup Beachball

Friends and I are going to go play turdball.

by FrannyGranny June 10, 2019

Turdadhur

(Towards the door)

If you're falling towards a door you suddenly say "Oh no, I'm falling turdadhur." Now not only is this word a helpful time-saver in the event of a very specific fall, it is also useful in describing location such as, "where is the entrance" "turdadhur sur"

I'm falling turdadhur!

by Updock July 7, 2019

Terdule

A big fat piece of shit...

Did you see tbe girl he was with??? she's a Terdule

by No Home wrecker's Allowed April 21, 2019

Turd-Burgler

The guy who comes and steals the dog shit off your lawn ..

“that son of a bitchin’ turd-Burgler was in my yard last night and he stole all the dog shit !!”

by Dennis Dragon August 29, 2019

Turd

When someone you like does something silly/mischievous to you.

Jimmys such a turd, he just splashed water on me

by ToDoList November 16, 2019

Turd Starter

A person that is always instigating and stirring up problems. A nicer alternative to the phrase “shit starter.” May be used by a non threatening person.

Jayson is always bringing up things at Friendsgiving. He is such a turd starter.

by AGayFromTX November 17, 2019