Monster

Something some kids ran to their mother about when they were young.

Lindsay- Mommy the monster attacked me! Help!
Lindsay's Mother- It's gonna be okay, I'll get you working closely with law enforcement when you grow up, that way you can talk as much shit as you want. You're my mouth of the south even if everybody else in life rejects you.

by Solid Mantis August 17, 2019

sea monster

Bulls penis. A heifer poker. Also see Sea Monkey.

Look at the size of his sea monster.

by justforfunreallys October 15, 2009

Monster eye

When you cum on your girl’s face and you get it in her eye and it stings and gets red and she winks on the way to the bathroom.

I told Jerry when he popped last night not to get it in my hair and the bastard gave me monster eye instead.

by Gubyzer May 3, 2020

Cookie Monster

The act of eating out a girl as fast as Cookie Monster eats cookies

I ate her out cookie monster style

by Nutslap3000 November 3, 2020

Hidden Monster

A large piece of shit that gets covered up by the seat cover (behind the toilet); the turd is partially visible through the thin white paper

That hidden monster is gross looking and stinks.
Did you see the hidden monster in the toilet at Burger King?
Fuck! It's a hidden monster!

by THIS-IS-STUPID November 16, 2010

spaggati monster

its a monster

THE ALL MIGHTY SPAGGATI MONSTER IS COMING
GET ON YOUR KNEES AND BOW THE F**K DOWN

by BOYPIG24 June 7, 2017

bulgolgi monster

A secret monster that lives in the shadows and claps Robert Juarez's cheeks on the daily.

John: Whats wrong with Robert Today?
Adrian: I think he might have run into the Bulgolgi Monster last night.

by Biggoygoy April 20, 2018