Dad

Huh oh yeah he left me

Friend: When was the last time you saw your dad?
You: Who? oh he left me a while ago.

by DepressedMiddleAgedMan January 12, 2020

dad

the mf'er that leaves to new orlands when he says he will be back soon

me-hay dad were are you going

dad-to the store I'll be back soon

also dad-leaves to new orlands

by yourgaymum October 22, 2019

Dad

Fake Wookie and Papashark5810.

Papashark5810 is my dad.

by MessiIsDad July 1, 2019

Dad

Something that you don't have

Someone: do you have a dad
Me: what's that?

by Your_ma. September 25, 2021

dad's hand

Big stank hulking knuckle.

Charlie's father has a definite dad's hand for, sure!

by JohnnyAppleSeed72 March 8, 2017

Seth's Dad

A term used by people who can not find something or someone and want something to say about a fat kid without a father figure that they don't know even exists.

My pencil just done a Seth's dad under my desk.

by Petrol Inhalor November 15, 2023

Dad

Something I dont have.

Oh wow you dont have a dad? Sucks.

by The wet floor sign January 14, 2020