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tea machine

When one pee's while simultaneously pissing out of ones ass
"Dude you fucked that toilet up!!"

"Yea bro as soon as I sat down, full tea machine..."
by Gabraham November 28, 2016
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tea

by sister jay April 27, 2019
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stoners tea

Makes you high. Yep. THats about it scrub a nub dub
A: Hey kid wanna buy some stoners tea?
B: SURE BRO.
*drinks*
B: Whoa, I feel alive and colourful. I am as high as a fuc*ing mushroom!
by supeeps February 17, 2014
mugGet the stoners teamug.

The tea

You wanna know the tea …

Well it’s Ashley
by A shopkins November 2, 2021
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Green is my tea

Chug vomit, be like Green Is My Tea!!
Hey honey, just chugged a bottle of vomit *shakes the bottle* Green is my tea!!
by LGamer January 1, 2018
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No cap all tea

Means real talk or no lie all facts. Just a quick way of being real. Populated by streamers and tik tokers such as; yamcha the great, jm, thefyp, dani chon, et al.
No cap all tea your girl ugly.

All tea no cap that car is dope.

No cap all tea I saw them at the store rob everyone, but I hit the 69 and called the boys.
by Ken Safety December 31, 2019
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Pass the tea

To share, tell, or spread the gossip.
“Time to pass the tea.”
“She just passed the tea
by cc4875 October 16, 2018
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