Time Pirate

Someone who takes your time, focus and patients.

Steve-"I was trying to study yesterday but i kept getting interupted by people i didn't want to see: the jo ho's, that seedy greg character, your mum called and jane was sniffing about too"
Bronson-"what a bunch of time pirates, man i hate that. And that greg is so seedy"

by Stevwoodius Bogan June 27, 2009

Simpson Time

1. When you tell someone you'll be back in a few minutes and then roll in the next day.

2. Every 4 hours late they are is 15 minutes in Simpson Time.

He said he'd be home four hours ago, but I still haven't seen him...I think he's on Simpson Time

by Smokey24-7 September 19, 2010

Lima Time

The act of giving someone genital herpes.

I met this girl last night at the bar; I knew it was Lima Time right off the bat.

by Adam December 13, 2004

Studio time

The act of getting or giving head. The dick is the "mic".

Bro, I got some studio time last night.

by ThatDude18 February 4, 2010

greg-time

NOUN
the description of the act of being 5 to 8 minutes late continually to the same repeating scheduled event, AND having no valid excuse for the behavior, AND not having any need to change the behavior

Hey Bob I notice that you are never on time to the meeting.
Yeah Rich, I'm on greg-time.

by laslo May 10, 2010

break time

n. A time of procrastination beginning often after arriving at work and ending when you go home.

I think it's break time.

by Physix December 7, 2010

UPFUCK TIME

A rampage of epic proportions...Upfuckery on a mighty scale...The art of annihilating all those who come into one's path...Supreme dominance over all opposition, often via sodomy or sharp intellect.

"UPFUCK TIME!" (whispered by adey after infiltrating the boy scout's dorm)

"ITS UPFUCK TIME!" (shouted by myself prior to beating the everlasting shite out of adey with his own pot of astroglide)

by MightyO May 16, 2008