sam

The most clapped mother-fucker you will ever meet. usually works at coca-cola and doesn't shut up about it...
about 4'11 and has a VERY small 'weenie' (Johnson, 2022).

Also, a pretty cool guy... likes old people.

sam: Hi my names sam, I work at coca-cola
person 1: oh nice!
person 2: YOU TELL EVERYONE ! SHUT UP

by smhdk October 23, 2022

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Sam Appreciation Day

If you have a Sam you should appreciate him on March the 13th Annually.

It's Sam Appreciation Day, appreciate your Sam.

by A_Mere_Fork February 19, 2022

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Sam

Sam is the name of somebody who is an absolute don, if you are looking for a tall handsome man then sam is the right guy you’re looking for. Would highly recommend if any girl is looking for a relationship or anybody needs a real friend sam is the perfect person for you.

Sam is the Don
Sam is my husband
Sam is him

by justaregularuser November 19, 2023

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Code of the Sam's

Sam's always help each other it's what they do.

Hey could you help me move this couch?

Why would I do that?

The Code of the Sam's! We're both named Sam! It's what we do!

by /H July 30, 2021

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Sam

A decent guy. If he likes you, he’ll care for you. If not, he’s probably an asshole. He’s usually a pretty funny guy that doesn’t get enough recognition.

Man, I really hate Sam.
What do you mean? He’s pretty nice to me.

by Totally not a Sam October 25, 2020

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