middle school, fer us at least, is you are either popular and have your head so far up your ass that you can taste your stomach acid, or your poppin pills behind the book shelves in the library, and lighting up a cig around the corner when the teaches who have no fuckin clue what theyre doing finally let you outside. every girl is constantly sayin how "in love" she is with her bf of one day, except for a few who actually have two cents worth of knowledge and are capable of developing a real relationship. after school, the slackers from middle school drive illegally to some kids house whos maa or paa dont give a fuck and meet up with the slackers from highschool, and get fucked up till ten at night on anything they can find, and the popular kids go to the mall and buy matching outfits and then go home and dress up in the most clashing shit and take pictures cuz thats theyre idea of "extreeeeeeme"
if you listen to ke$ha, jay sean, or your status on facebook is "i could really use a wish right now," or if you dont know the price of an eigth of chron then you are a popular fucking freak with your head up your ass.
if you spend most of your time digging through the medicine cabinet, and you spend most of your time at your friends house sitting in a room with a mattress on the floor with twenty three other people so fucked up that you are convinced with your life that the wall is dripping, and your listening to tech n9ne, icp, kottonmouth kings, etc, then you are a slacker.
if you listen to ke$ha, jay sean, or your status on facebook is "i could really use a wish right now," or if you dont know the price of an eigth of chron then you are a popular fucking freak with your head up your ass.
if you spend most of your time digging through the medicine cabinet, and you spend most of your time at your friends house sitting in a room with a mattress on the floor with twenty three other people so fucked up that you are convinced with your life that the wall is dripping, and your listening to tech n9ne, icp, kottonmouth kings, etc, then you are a slacker.
popular1: haaay keely, whats up?? i like your jeans today!! they make your backside look oooober cutee!!
slacker1: dude, fuck off, and get a life man... seriously grow up.
popular2: dude, did you hear?!?! hanas got A cups!!! im so jealous!! i wish my breasts were that big!!
slacker2: yo, excuse me, my tits are fallin outta my shirt here, dont you just hate that?? oh waaaait!! you aint got any. pah,
popular3: OmG!! lisa couldnt even talk today, like what the cow is her problem, she probably took ibuprofen or something.
slacker3: dude, you are so stupid, that shit doesnt do anything, shes wired on xanax
popular3:shes what on what??
slacker3: fuck this man, i hate middle school so much, be right back, smoke break.
slacker1: dude, fuck off, and get a life man... seriously grow up.
popular2: dude, did you hear?!?! hanas got A cups!!! im so jealous!! i wish my breasts were that big!!
slacker2: yo, excuse me, my tits are fallin outta my shirt here, dont you just hate that?? oh waaaait!! you aint got any. pah,
popular3: OmG!! lisa couldnt even talk today, like what the cow is her problem, she probably took ibuprofen or something.
slacker3: dude, you are so stupid, that shit doesnt do anything, shes wired on xanax
popular3:shes what on what??
slacker3: fuck this man, i hate middle school so much, be right back, smoke break.
by sickofskool August 2, 2010
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The teachers care more about schoolwork than your mental health. If you have depression, good luck if you come to this school for it to be better.
If you have anxiety, the maths department will make it worse.
If you have any disability that makes you overstimulated, run along to anywhere and prepare for your mind to be as overwhelmed as possible.
Don’t come to this school where your mental health - and physical if you are bullied (bulling is something they continue to not believe is happening) - gets rapidly decreased and where even if you are ill student bloody services won’t let you go home.
The teachers care more about schoolwork than your mental health. If you have depression, good luck if you come to this school for it to be better.
If you have anxiety, the maths department will make it worse.
If you have any disability that makes you overstimulated, run along to anywhere and prepare for your mind to be as overwhelmed as possible.
Don’t come to this school where your mental health - and physical if you are bullied (bulling is something they continue to not believe is happening) - gets rapidly decreased and where even if you are ill student bloody services won’t let you go home.
“Oh you go to sandringham school?”
“Yeah, mate.”
“Good luck”
“I know mate, I’ve already not taken the piss to do my maths homework!”
“Yeah, mate.”
“Good luck”
“I know mate, I’ve already not taken the piss to do my maths homework!”
by WellLifeHasTurnedOutToBeShit October 30, 2021
Get the Sandringham School mug.A place that we are told that it is better than middle school. It is, socially. The rest is kind of crappy, you sign up for classes that you probably aren't going to get until your Junior or Senior year, when you do get the classes you signed up for, they are the least the ones you wanted. Lots of the things you've learned are the things you already and the new things that that the teachers "teach" you, are usually boring and won't remember unless it is something that you're actually interested in. A lot of the things they teach are the things we are never going to use. The walls are made of crap, depending how old the school is or if you're rich enough and the school always has enough money to buy new technology but not enough to fix some of the parts of the school. The food is kind of crappy sometimes and sometimes, it has it's good days. The dress code is one of the worst things in high school, it surprising that the teachers actually try to enforce it, when they catch wearing something that is against school rules, someone else is walking by with the same thing and getting of scot-free and the girls can wear shirts that show off their boobies but we can't wear sleeveless shirts which isn't fair. Last but not least, dating, that is always fun, when you try to look for someone to date, all you find is the ugly girls in your school and the beautiful ones are usually taken. High school what a wonderful place when it comes to making friends, the rest is nothing but crap.
Guy 1: High school is awesome when it comes to making friends but the rest sucks.
Guy 2: Gee, what was your first clue?
Guy 2: Gee, what was your first clue?
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As with any other New England prep school, Brooks students can be found throwing frisbees around campus, sporting Polo, Lacoste, and Lilly Pulitzer clothing, worshiping Dispatch and Dave Matthews (or Mike Jones and Paul Wall if a resident of Thorne House).
Brooks students rough rigorous academics, athletics, and long, hard days in order to get a diploma from one of the most prestigious prep schools in the country and move on to well reputed colleges.
As with any other New England prep school, Brooks students can be found throwing frisbees around campus, sporting Polo, Lacoste, and Lilly Pulitzer clothing, worshiping Dispatch and Dave Matthews (or Mike Jones and Paul Wall if a resident of Thorne House).
Brooks students rough rigorous academics, athletics, and long, hard days in order to get a diploma from one of the most prestigious prep schools in the country and move on to well reputed colleges.
GDA kid: "Shit, this is my ninth denial letter from colleges to date. I just wish i had been smart enough to go to Brooks. No wonder they say, 'GDA- because not everyone can go to Brooks School..."
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