sam

sam: a cross between simp and stan.
Otherwise known as the entire twitch moderator team

person 1:alinity fucked her dog again and still hasnt gotten banned
person 2: i know dude the entire twitch moderator team is just a bunch of fucking sams

by @yackyodd January 1, 2020

Sam

The most attractive girl you can know. Most likely has some of the highest intelligence of anyone in the world now. She usually has great humor and is very kind. Shes sometimes sorta quiet but is very loving and kind. And also may have rejected you but maybe not.

Me:Hey!
My friend:Yes?
Me:Isn't Sam So HOT and cool 🔥

by StupidFvckingJamison123 November 3, 2021

sam watkin

A wonderful human being who thinks of herself before others! Talented and creative with a flare for wonderful flowers! Life and soul of the Party. Brings a huge smile to thousands!

Go and see Sam Watkin, fresh ideas are her thing!

by Bedera July 26, 2016

Sam

A communal hoe.

THE communal hoe.
The artsy type but still a HOE.
OUR communal hoe.
The responsible older brother.

"This is sam, he is a hoe, but most importantly he is OUR hoe." :)
"sam is good at art, he must be our hoe."

by Whyaminotrealevant October 12, 2020

SAM

Sam is the series man in the world as he has the biggest cock and will lay it down on you. You do not have to ask twice he is a beast in the bed and will put you in a wheel chair.

How's sam been

He's been good he laid it down on me last night and now I can't walk.

by DADDY 101011 July 11, 2025

Sam Gunstone

Just another name for someone who likes committing homosexual acts with another man's biceps, “guns”.

That man has such big guns, I'm going to pull a Sam Gunstone

by The Guy Who Names September 29, 2023

Sam Gilbank

Sam Gilbank is very popular with the ladies. He is a war veteran who fought for the release of british prisoners who were held captive by brazilian terrorists in Rio. He is famous for having the world's largest penis.

Woah, you penis is almost as large as Sam Gilbanks

by NotSamGilbank October 5, 2020