Daaif Syndrome

A fake medical excuse used to get out of work

Tom lied about his neck pain to get out of work. I guess he has Daaif syndrome

by WordofW September 21, 2022

Jason's Syndrome

A medical condition that occurs due to excessive inbreeding. Symptoms include lower distended jaw, mouth breathing, poor vision, and gender dysphoria.

The player in the 2022 New Jersey Special Olympics has Jason's Syndrome and is a hero.

by nut ass c/o September 25, 2022

Shädman Syndrome

When a popular NSFW artist thinks they are better than everyone else.

“I called Henry weird for drawing porn of kids cartoons and he told me I was jealous”

“Yikes… sounds like a real case of Shädman Syndrome”

by McDungle October 1, 2022

Dinkleberg Syndrome

A condition coined by Psychologist TK Adams, Dinkleberg Syndrome is when one has an obsessive disdain for another who is minding his own business. This phenomenon can be traced back to it's reference to Nickelodeon cartoon "Fairly Odd Parents," where the protagonist's father would blame Mr. Dinkleberg for all of his problems. Dinkleberg, on the other hand, would be oblivious to such hating and continued to better himself. If prescribed with Dinkleberg Syndrome, please seek professional help from a psychologist or therapist.

Man 1: I hate that nigga *Man 3*, he don't deserve shit he got. If I could ever get as successful as him I woulda been tripled what he got
Man 2: Get off his dick man, he doesn't even know you. I think you got Dinkleberg Syndrome.
Man 3 (in another city getting money): Man I love having money and living carefree. No problems here

by Library Of Scum October 4, 2022

Puberty Syndrome

Adolescence Syndrome, also known as Puberty Syndrome, is a term used to describe abnormal experiences or phenomenons during abolescence as a result of sensitivity and instability.

The reason why you're stuck in a time loop is due to Puberty Syndrome as you want to relive this moment over and over again.

by Tsukarimugi October 5, 2022

2020 Syndrome

2020 syndrome is a common psychological disorder that causes the afflicted individual to act as if the year 2020 never happened. it is believed that while some people are honestly oblivious to the events of the year 2020 as they normally don't pay any attention to what goes on around them, most people have experienced such a traumatic shock to their belief system that it resulted in a cognitive dissonance, in response to which their brain subconsciously decided to erase any conflicting memory that took place during said year. A third, small minority, is just pretending for cynical political reasons.

John is still talking about the importance of democracy and human rights, he must be suffering from the 2020 syndrome

by Arnold Monderbelt October 9, 2022

Bozo Syndrome

People do things and don't think of the consequences and what could happen to other people;
it goes from person to person being idiots, or as I like to call them, bozos

Bozo Syndrome is someone who is unintelligent, stupid or silly. fool. buffoon. clown.

by HaxOnMadaDucka January 3, 2022