Doing a John Roberts

You are doing a John Roberts when you try to give both sides something to call a win.

Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*

by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020

The Charlize Roberts

having or showing a great lack of intelligence or common sense.

The Charlize Roberts... simple

by PRESS ADD PLEASE!!! August 25, 2020

Michael Joseph Robert White

Michael Joseph Robert White is a great father and a great friend if you have one of these in your life don’t let them go!! <3

Me:Hey dad

Michael/Dad:hey hun
Me: You’re funny hilarious and a good dad
Michael/Dad:Thanks hunny u too
Just gonna say Michael Joseph Robert White is a very good father

by Dont.mess.w.me February 14, 2021

naša vojvodina (robert)

Usually refers to a very based Serb-Romanian. The urban legend can often be found in the most obscure Yugoslav servers. Experts say if you find him you will be blessed with permanent luck (unless you are a muslim). His theme songs are "Komunjare" and "Tata". World's top scientists indicate the fact that if he concentrates all of his power he can leave Hungarian women on a 250 mile radius pregnant with twins (which will be 100% romanian btw)! He was refused entry in the USA because his biceps were considered weapons of mass destruction. He can drain all of Middle East's oil in one snap of a finger!

"I hope one day I will be like Robert!"
"I heard naša vojvodina is responsible for Srebrenica."
"Hi Robert, how's it going? All good, I'm at the 5th liberated town in Srpska today!"
"My grandpa told me a story about naša vojvodina (robert)!"

by robert himself November 22, 2021

Cardiac Rapist Robber Drugger Can't Write Songs Bronchitis

This is a nickname used for the payola user, Cardiac Robber-Drugger-Rapist F4GG0T, TR4NN¥ Bronchitis. She's always been drag due to her ugly ass humor, disgusting behavior, and nasty crimes. Bardiratz can't accept these facts because they are delusional like their faves.

Cardiac Rapist Robber Drugger Can't Write Songs Bronchitis is a menace to society!!

by fuckmedaddyohiloveyourdick May 14, 2022

maia grace robertson

most sexy, beautiful, kind, hilarious, just overall amazing human being ever. lerb that lady

damn, maia grace robertson is so pretty i am DROOLING!

by cootxhie_itxh May 31, 2022

Drinker and a rooter

A person who is known for enjoying drinking and rooting, will usually put out on the first date.

There's old red beard on the grog again chatting up the local hornbags, he will be going home for a reach around later... hes a Drinker and a rooter!

by Gavatron001 October 5, 2022