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Jamaican Jelly-roll

A large, fat, resinous, splif or joint, rolled so that the paper only makes one revolution around.
Gregg, If you only got one Club left, better twist up a Jamaican Jelly-roll.
by Wuffageeter January 18, 2008
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Michigan bank roll

A thick wad of currency (large bills) secured with a rubber band.
"The store clerk's eyes got big as Joe pulled a Michigan bank roll out of his pocket. (This may have originated in the 1920s when there were illegal gambling houses in Detroit. When pursued by the authorities, the crooks would flee to Ohio).
by Dan Drzewiecki November 4, 2003
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rock 'n roll

A exclamation of excitement.

Generally used in reference to going someplace.
Let's rock 'n roll!
by Mike Hayes January 15, 2004
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The Fruit Roll Up

A sex game played between a male and female. The male uses a Fruit Roll up as a condom as he preforms intercourse on the female. The first one to ejaculate has to eat left overs of said Fruit Roll up.
-"Dude I was totally fucking this sexy freak last night"
+" How do you know Broseph?!"
-"She asked me if I wanted to play The Fruit Roll Up!!"
by ask-one October 24, 2010
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German Tootsie Roll

The act in which a person shats on another persons face, as close to the nose as possible, to create a mustache similar to Hitler's.
"Last night was crazy. This chick was from outta town and wanted some thing sweet, so I gave her a German Tootsie Roll."
by Matrixkid312 April 28, 2008
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alligator death roll

When your fuckin a girl in the anus and she clenches really hard and rolls sideways crushing your skull on the ground
How did Jim die? She did the alligator death roll.
by Margret Jones September 10, 2005
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pick n' roll

(v)
1. to execute a 'pick-and-roll' play on the basketball court

2. to 'pick' up an opportunity at a dis and 'roll' with it by making fun of the person you're dealing with- in good humor, of course.


3. getting or flirting with a girl; to 'pick' up an opportunity at doing something with a member of the opposite sex and 'roll' with it by either grinding on the dance floor or some other form of intimacy with her/him that need not be said in so many words .

4. achieving huge success to 'pick' up any opportunity at achieving something and 'roll' with it by being successful- esp. in an academic subject


5. just as Amendment 9 of the Constitution says, this dictionary definition list cannot possibly cover every aspect of the multifaceted pick n' roll, and sometimes, higher powers will have to be consulted to determine correct usage.

(adj)
6. often used when describing an opportunity that could lead to one of the aforementioned pick n' roll actions (a ----- opportunity)

(n)

7. The act of being super fly (NOTE: since the gerund of 'pick n' roll' is generally not used, the noun form of it is used to describe any execution of a pick n' roll opportunity) ; The noun form is often abbreviated PNR.
1.
Jeremy: "We were only able to beat the other team because you two kept teaming up for those amazing two-pointers.
Floyd and Lloyd: "Yup, we pick n' rolled all day."

2.
Alex: "Does this dress make me look fat?"
Neil: "You don't need a dress to do that."
Mike: "Snap! You just pick n' rolled all over her."

3.
George: "So apparently I heard you went clubbing the other night, and did absolutely nothing apart from drinking pepsi til 3 AM?"

Albert: "That's total crap- I picked n' rolled all night."


4.
John: "How'd you do on your report card this term? I got a 92 average."
Lisa: "Oh- that's pretty good. I managed a 100.3"

John: "Wow- you just bullsh- I mean- you just pick n' rolled this term, huh?."

5.
David: "Did you guys make the semi-final round of policy debate?"
Daniel: "Man, We pick n' rolled to finals, baby!"

6 and 7 usage (in order):

Alex: "Does this dress make me look fat?"
Neil: "Wow Alex, you just handed me a pick n' roll opportunity."
Mike: "That's not the only thing she's handing you."
Ally: "Whoa! That was OD PNR!"
by ASKStuy February 23, 2009
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