Peter R

This is the guy, who I fell in love with. I might have a few x's but I have never felt deeply loved. Honestly, right now, I'm blindly falling in love and I don't really know what have I put myself into. But, as for now we are not talking anymore cause, he lost his phone. Well if he never really loved me, then that's fine with me, cause I am the one who chooses to love him and only him. I actually have decided that this Petet R will be the very last boyfriend I will date. So yeah!... thanks for reading my short story folkes🫠...don't mind my obsession with him🙈🥰. Love you guys😘

Me: Dada please don't call me if you are tired oukay!!... cause I know that you must be feeling weak after work
Peter(him): Don't worry mama I will surely call you oukay!

2 HRS LATER
😴😴🛌🥱💤😴🥱🥹🤣🤦 ♀️Peter R is now in 🛌

by Mama_Rosa November 23, 2023

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M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q

At this point you aren't even trying to break you cycle of boredom and procrastinating you are just looking which combinations of qwerty have not been made yet for absolutely no reason at all, wanna know what to type next? I know, how about you don't type anything and stop procrastinating

Random dude: Hey you!
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*

by Canimexis May 28, 2021

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slightly arousing rolling R noises

Let’s just say…. They are SLIGHTLY AROUSING try it out! RRRRRRR

“RRRRRR”
“Oooh 😏”

“You want more of those slightly arousing rolling R noises baby ?”
“Ofc mommy”

by Licebosses September 29, 2022

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Robert R Shrute

Twin brother of Dwight K Shrute. Was thrown off of Shrute Farms by Dwight for aledged romantic affairs with several pigs of both sexes. Currently resides at Shrute acres in South Buffalo.

Hey did you see that drunk mess at the bar..... Ya thats Robert R Shrute.

by chubbyducky December 26, 2010

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The Sneaky R

The coworker who starts asking why you haven’t logged off yet at 3pm but will stay till 4:00pm and then will say "Why am I still here? But continues to stay 15 more minutes to flirt with the ladies in the office.

There he goes again, wanting to leave but pulling the sneaky R

by Nickjayallday February 5, 2024

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