Poop guilt

An animal or human that feels terrible about where he or she as shit. Ex. Floor, table, pants

Poor Max was overwhelmed with poop guilt after he shit on the floor again.

by Pete's ass stinks! May 21, 2018

Rodeo poop

The act of a forced tandem poop.

Shawn had to shit so bad, that while the toilet was occupied he pulled a rodeo poop on James.

by Dome ass December 8, 2018

Poop Paralysis

When you have to poop so bad that you can’t move

My stomach hurts so bad that I have poop paralysis

by Ron Stevenson July 18, 2019

dry poop

a time when you take a shit but you have something hella hard like your pp and takes forever to push and feels like giving birth

tommyinit: I had a dry poop the other day
wilbursoot: what the fuck
tommyinit: my poop was a boy

by mexicanfoxnigga October 8, 2020

Poop-eye

Because Louis couldn't pronounce grandpa.

"I can't say grandpa so I'm gonna just call him Poop-eye"-Louis
"Lol, same"-Everyone else
"Half of my bones are metal"-Poop-eye

by DimmyJonaldsson October 1, 2022

Poop Sock

The "Number 2" version of a Pee Bottle. A sock which is often used by World of Warcraft players during long raid nights as a place to poop into when leaving to use the toilet is not feasible.

Younger players will often hide these poop socks under their beds rather than disposing of them properly, to the surprise and disdain of their mothers.

"Hold on a sec, team. I have to poop."
"You can't leave, we're in the middle of the boss fight. You got to use your poop sock."

by Fred Boulderdash March 25, 2022

Poop tooter

A lower brow and somewhat comical name for the human anus.

Dude, that is the last time I go to Taco Bell! You should have seen what came out of my poop tooter last night!

by DJ Optimus P March 30, 2020