Pee poo pee

When you pee and poo simultaneously

John: yo what's that smell??
Albert: oh sorry had to pee poo pee real quick.
John:oh ok thanks for the update

by Bababoullie Baby October 10, 2020

Sneaky Poo sex

This is also known as anal.

I once had sneaky poo sex with my boyfriend.

He surprised me with sneaky pop sex, he snuck up from behind.

“That’s not doggy”

by Tennis racket queen November 18, 2017

Poo n' chew

The act of eating and pooping at the same time

Emit woke up late thus not able to eat and poop separately. So he had to pull a poo n' chew.

by The silver wolf April 24, 2014

poo-pour-weed

taking a dump and a hit at the same time

Brought my bong to the bathroom to poo-pour-weed.

by your moms wagina October 23, 2022

de ja poo

The additional call of nature - very similar to the first - that lures you back into the toilet, even though you're pretty sure you've just moved your bowels satisfactorily.

Sid: I'd better go, Hank. I need to take a dump again.

Hank: But I thought you went before you came out.

Sid: I did, but I think it's a de ja poo. It feels exactly the same.

by timtank May 22, 2012

scrambled gorilla poo

Diarrhoea.

Scrambled gorilla poo tastes like diarrhea.

by Debskelly1985 May 14, 2023

poo-u-lar

The state of receiving so many birthday wishes that you crap your drawers.

Thank you thank you thank you everyone for the B-day wishes!! I feel poo-u-lar!

by cheezemanrich May 7, 2011