Five Finger Death Punch

When you put four fingers in a woman’s pussy and your thumb up her ass.

I sent her straight to nirvana with that five finger death punch.

by PicPickle June 25, 2022

Bucket Punch

The act of punching someone on the top of their head, as if youre coming down in the flat part of a bucket.

I meant to punch my friend jake, but was punching blind and ended up hitting my roomie with a mean bucket punch.

by r.j.l.2.5. October 12, 2017

five finger death punch

violently thrusts fist into your significant others choochie until death

bf: i’m going to five finger death punch you when we get home
gf: omg plz do

by mr.mcsisterfister69 November 28, 2021

Unitas Punch

While fisting a woman, if you are to lose your Super Bowl ring inside her vagina, you have performed a Unitas Punch. (Background: Johnny Unitas was one of the finest quarterbacks to ever grace an NFL field and is no way tied to the sordid sexual deeds described above).

I lost my ring last night.

Word?

Yeah Super Bowl XXXIV is only a memory. I gave her a Unitas Punch. I hope she doesn't ride a bike to work.

by Bland Milk June 5, 2011

chocolate punch

Similar to the Chocolate Shank but the punch is an upper cut to the anus.

John was about to shit on my foot so I gave him a chocolate punch.

by uucpd December 20, 2012

Cock punch

When a man cuddles you and you feel his cock punch you in the gut!

The date went fine, we kissed goodbye but he got over excited and his cock punched me in the gut and nearly winded me!

by Crudeoil December 20, 2021

punching air

frustrated (as if having a fight with someone)
not to be confused with "air punch" or "punch the air" which have total opposite meanings (very pleased)

Person 1: *watches a video absolutely destroying Person 2's arguments* Dude, Person 2 be punching air right now.

by guy that is maybe based November 16, 2023