Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 27, 2025

“Hey do you have any plans on the second weekend of October”
“Yeah! Its national call your national call your boyfriend weekend!”
“Yeah! Its national call your national call your boyfriend weekend!”
by pseudonymdagreat October 6, 2023

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

Every cop in Tennessee got a late night deputy call from that lovely lady, and then she was promoted.
by TheJestersBlog January 14, 2023

by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025

When someone hits you up at 3 am to come over, it means one thing and one thing only …sex ie they want some ass. Derives from the dimwit clueless as to why Mike Tyson asked her to come to his room at 3am. Coined by Bill Bellamy in 1991, to pinpoint the obvious clear intentions Tyson had on that infamous night.
by Can’t make this up August 20, 2022

by _Oink December 15, 2021
