Muffin

A person who is acting silly or ridiculous. Made more potent by using the word "absolute" in front.

No you can't open a bottle of tequila on the plane, you absolute muffin!

by moonhoax July 3, 2021

portuguese muffin

When you get a Portugués chick who hasn’t washed or shaved in a month or so, and she spreads her lips and places it right over your nose

Man I was having a great time with this chick til she tried to give me a Portuguese muffin, I swear she hasn’t maintenances that thing in months

by Bimbap July 7, 2021

Muffin Milkshake

When a person wears pants tight enough to create a "muffin top" and a man fucks the folds of the "muffin top", ejaculating between the folds. Continuing or movement after causes the semen to become frothy and creamy, similar to a milkshake.

"Have you ever had a muffin milkshake?"
"Dude, I gave Alexa a muffin milkshake last night!"

by Tho'adu August 10, 2022

Muffin

Food for Breakfast

I had a muffin on way to work

by SpeedProgrammrs12 October 27, 2022

Muffin

I had one today

Good food is muffin

by SpeedProgrammrs12 October 27, 2022

Muffin

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by SpeedProgrammrs12 October 27, 2022

Spud muffin

A younger sibling

My little spud muffin

by anonymous October 29, 2022