Mattress Monster

A Mattress Monster is a fat and or butt ugly broad who likes rough and dirty sex and is likely to be infected with multiple varieties of crotch rot.

Dude 1: "Hey man, that broad's hot. I'd do her so hard her grandmother would cum!"
Dude 2: "Oh man! That's sick, you couldn't pay me to stick my dick in that fucking mattress monster. She looks like the love child of Roseanne Barr and Caitlyn Jenner!

by Nubian_Mattress_Monster July 15, 2016

Monster Energy

a drink for annoying people

Jo: hey ash did you see Kennedy drinking a monster energy?
Ash: I know what a loser. *drinks Rockstar like a CHAMP*

by Officialopposum August 8, 2021

horny monster

evil spirit that visits regularly to make you horny

ugh horny monster has come knocking on my door
I slayed the horny monster
perhaps we should embrace the horny monster

by ModularMechie July 24, 2025

monster lady gay gay

Super gay!

Omg, he’s so monster lady gay gay!

by pmoop March 20, 2025

Monster

criticize or reprimand severely.

"my mother used to monster me for coming home so late"

by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025

taint monster

when that taint is so nasty you can smell the monster lurking inside

Stacy hadn't bathed in so long I could smell her taint monster

by dirtybitannefrank November 4, 2013

Monster School

A series I watched as a little kid instead of Skibidi Toilet which is probably better than Monster School currently, but Monster School in 2018 was peak. Now monster school currently is shit and I would rather be forced to watch Italian Brainrot but no one cares

2019: Let’s get addicted to this Monster School animation!
2025: I hate Italian brainrot but at least it is better than inappropriate content NSFW clickbait cringe Monster School 🥀

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 18, 2025