Your mom 

The person I did last night

Your mom was great

Your mom by Theoshchannel April 19, 2017

your mom in disguise 

A variation on the overused and passé phrase 'your mom'. Can be used in any instance or situation in which 'your mom' would normally be used.

Person 1: Hey! Guess who I saw yesterday!
Person 2: Your mom in disguise!

your mom in disguise by Your Mom in Disguise April 29, 2017

your mom 

An old joke people that don't know how to roast use when someone says something

Your stupid
"Your mom is stupid"

your mom by 🍌🍌🌚🌚 May 27, 2017

Boat Mom 

Noun: Drunken Soccer Moms' that drink Coronas at your local Tiki Bar.

See also: Soccer Moms'

Yo, some Boat Mom just asked for the connect to my plug.

Boat Mom by Fookintyeluh August 5, 2017

status mom 

A female using motherhood to individualize or personalize her social media feed. Status mom’s can usually be found on social media attempting to make their entire life reflect Pinterest.

She’s a status Mom, she strives for visual perfection so that she can gain social media followers from her (not quite) perfect photos. You strive for a happy household and could care less that anyone sees your baby’s photos as long as your mom and Grandma are satisfied.

status mom by FiveDogsAndTwoKids October 24, 2017

petes' mom

Used as a substitute for Your Mom jokes. May be used by family members or close friends, when "Your Mom" would otherwise be inappropriate.

You have a little Dick! That's not what Petes' Mom said last night .

petes' mom by TheRealBoterf9 October 31, 2017

your mom have gay 

when your mom have fucking gay

your mom have gay motherfuck

your mom have gay by freskoko November 17, 2017