Jake

A very cool guy and a refrence to the famous Jake from State Farm.

"Who is it?"
"It's Jake from State Farm!"

by anonymous June 25, 2021

Jake

A massive cunt that should have been swallowed. If not swallowed, this "jake" will grow into a large pointless waste of skin, consuming the life of women by deteriorating their self-esteem through unappreciation, name calling, and the typical annoyance. Commonly compared to a vampire or parasite.. example:"My boyfriend Jake is a life-sucking vampire." Example: "Jake is such a f***ing parasite."

...."Jake is such a parasite!"

by Adubbxx February 14, 2018

Jakeing

Verb.
To joke. Originated from the common online phrase "JK" meaning "just kidding".

To JK, or to Jake.

Son: INCEST IS BEST!
Father: We need to talk.
Son: Don't worry Dad, I'm just jakeing here!

by LouTheLandLord May 30, 2009

Jake

A hippie, bi, guru, cunt

Wow, isn’t he such a Jake!

by JG2004 February 27, 2020

Jake Paul

A dumbass young boy who has more money than all the people in the worlds IQ and he doesn't know what to do with the money he shouldnt have

Why did he die
Oh he saw Jake Pauls face

by Yes yes yes talli ho May 29, 2018

Jake

A slang term from Cleveland basically referring to someone for something as corny.

"Man that shits Jake"

"You a Jake ahh mfk"

by Urd3adb3atdad May 24, 2024

Jake

Jake is a kind person sometimes but also can be a prick but you can’t help but forgive him in his mistakes that he makes you feel loved but when he messes up with you will feel like your life is missing something

Jake is a prick

by Vrbehwbbrbb June 6, 2022