I'm going to fail this test

A phrase often said by annoying high school girls right before taking a test that they know they most certainly will not fail.

Girl 1: "I'm going to fail this test"
Everyone else: "You literally studied more than this entire class combined, STFU-"

by Geckoli December 8, 2023

I'm calling the police

Saying this in the hood is a reliable way to get yourself killed.

Gangsta: yo tryna cop this fat sack?
Snitch: I'm calling the police!
Gangsta: scuse me mothafucka?
Snitch: yeah you hea-
*Gunshots*

by СукаБлять December 9, 2023

I'm bored

Okay people here it is you're not even close when somebody says I'm bored usually means well yes they're bored but even more important it means they want to have SEX? That's like why do most people play fortnite use the female avatars well sure like watching that ass friend I feel more than some dudes.

She said " I'm bored " and I said "Well, maybe we can do something about that?" We did.

by C55 March 10, 2021

Hey bobby, look look, I'm American

A funny video where someone of aisan descent makes fun of the avarage american

"Hey bobby, look look, I'm american-

I think I'll use my credit card...
Do you guys have anything non dairy?
...Anything gluten-free?

by Deeth nuth June 29, 2023

I'm cooked

Another way of saying "I'm done for" or "I'm screwed". Usually something said by someone who believes they are unlovable

"No one wants me, I'm cooked"

by WeirdAlLover February 25, 2024

I'm trapped

I have been trapped in this basement for 30 years, I'm dying, there are no more rats for me to kill. My body is eating itself I am writing for the hope someone sees this and gets me out of this basement I am dying

I'm trapped and I have been trying to get out for 15 years I am hoping and praying for God to let me out pray for me whoever sees this I am no longer able to drink my pee I am dying I ran out of food 5 days ago

by Imbored9876 September 26, 2023

I'm fine

meaning your not really "fine" your actually hurting inside but don't want to burden anyone with your problems.

person: Hey are you okay? you've been acting different lately.

other person: "I'm fine."

by another victim of society August 7, 2022