by Dictionaries Man 57 March 14, 2023
Get the Ad freemug. Refers to an AFL player (typically a forward) who plays for free kicks to kick easy goals from set shots. The Australian rules football equivalent of a penalty merchant.
"Oh wow, did you see Charlie Curnow kick 6 goals on the weekend?"
"Yep, he doesn't deserve them, he's a free kick merchant"
"Yep, he doesn't deserve them, he's a free kick merchant"
by Alexedc3 April 28, 2024
Get the Free kick merchantmug. From liver to pee, Palpatine will be free.
Also is a hilarious alternative to "Free Palestine" or "From river to sea, Palestine will be free" (both can get quite annoying when used way too much (same case with many other slogans to be fair), and the second one is just Antisemitic and calls for genocide of all Jews living in Israel) either as satire or as just a countering slogan.
Also is a hilarious alternative to "Free Palestine" or "From river to sea, Palestine will be free" (both can get quite annoying when used way too much (same case with many other slogans to be fair), and the second one is just Antisemitic and calls for genocide of all Jews living in Israel) either as satire or as just a countering slogan.
Person 1: From liver to pee, Palpatine and his kingdom will be free!
Person 2: Yes, free Palpatine and his kingdom! He did nothing wrong!
Another example:
Person 1: Emily | Lesbian | Feminist | ALT | BLM | KAM | ACAB | FREE PALPATINE 🇦🇪
Person 2: YAAAAS! FREE PALPATINE AND HIS KINGDOM! HE AND HIS KINGDOM MUST BE FREE! FROM LIVER TO PEE!
Person 2: Yes, free Palpatine and his kingdom! He did nothing wrong!
Another example:
Person 1: Emily | Lesbian | Feminist | ALT | BLM | KAM | ACAB | FREE PALPATINE 🇦🇪
Person 2: YAAAAS! FREE PALPATINE AND HIS KINGDOM! HE AND HIS KINGDOM MUST BE FREE! FROM LIVER TO PEE!
by Fuck Antisemitism February 27, 2024
Get the Free Palpatinemug. When you are about to do something out of your own volition and right before you do it someone asks you to do it. And now you did it not because it was your own choice but because someone else told you to do it and took your free will away. You obeyed them. You are a puppet.
- Carlos Garcia circa. 2022
- Carlos Garcia circa. 2022
“Im going to do laundry”
“Hey can you do some laundry?”
“ i was going to do it myself but you telling me is theft of free will”
“Hey can you do some laundry?”
“ i was going to do it myself but you telling me is theft of free will”
by ceezerdeezer February 24, 2024
Get the theft of free willmug. No. You're doing the same thing the religious are doing. You need my will to be contingent on YOUR will and you need to be able to avoid culpability in MY actions. Just as dishonest. Just as arbitrary.
by Hym Iam July 29, 2024
Get the Free willmug. A relationship mindset or status where emotional freedom, honesty, and personal growth are prioritized over control, secrecy, or performative connection. A cage-free person avoids manipulative dynamics, emotional entrapment, or cycles of withdrawal and reattachment. They seek open-hearted, non-coercive intimacy rooted in mutual respect, self-awareness, and clear boundaries.
We’re not labeling it yet, but it’s cage-free—just two people being honest, curious, and kind without pressure.
by Briton Phillip September 4, 2025
Get the Cage-Freemug. First sexual intercourse after ending it with your significant other. Done primarily to reaffirm that you are still in the game and a one-time pass to engage in guilt-free, no-strings-attached indulgence of your primal desires with someone who would otherwise be socially off-limits.
"My old gal-pal Bobbie came over and banged my brains out last night. Don't think she's looking for a relationship though. She just broke up with her boyfriend. so it was probably her Free Agent Fuck."
by Zarathud September 10, 2012
Get the Free Agent Fuckmug.