Tetanus fart

When you involuntarily fart so bad your asshole flowers and you use wet ones for a week.

My wife farted so hard her lu lu lemons looked like a reverse moose knuckle. That’s a definite tetanus fart

by Brididdle May 31, 2018

fart nogger

1)A word that you call some when they are stupid. 2)someone that has a dead brain.

Look at that guy over there he is fart nogger.

by Marioqueshalovedick May 12, 2016

Change of fart

When you think you are going to fart but a small amount of liquid feces comes out of your anus.

I had to leave the party and change my pants because I had a change of fart.

by Chet Ritlin February 12, 2023

Furniture Fart

The sound that comes from furniture when its dragged across the floor.

A Furniture Fart is at its strongest when wooden floors are involved.

by Mason Hanes June 16, 2015

Bouillon Fart

Small but extremely potent flatulence

She squeaked out a Bouillon fart that made me gag.

by Chollablack March 14, 2015

Bollock fart

Bollock fart

I slapped my bollock and let rip therefore I gave off a bollock fart

by Mr cotton socks May 29, 2020

spunk fart

An unexpected fart after engaging in anal intercourse that is followed up by a large flow of residual semen.

Is it me or does it smell like sausage and meatballs in here? "My bad, Tyrone put a real pounding on me after dinner. It was a juicy spunk fart.

Why are you running to the bathroom, Lisa? "I just dealt a rancid spunk fart and have 1 million of your unborn children running down the side of my leg, Jim."

Sloppy Susan is one spunk fart away from hypertension and an increased chance of heart disease.

by Donald A. February 13, 2019