speedy cooter

When a male turtle ejaculates quickly, and the female is unable to achieve orgasm.

My turtle George was being a bit of a speedy cooter and was unable to please Martha.

by ttrainlookerup October 16, 2012

Appalachian Cooler

Any white wine mixed with Diet Mountain Dew and served in a plastic glass.

Those ladies down at the pool drinking Appalachian Coolers are so classy!

by Crabby Abbey May 3, 2014

Possum Cooter

This term is used whenever you encounter an outrageously foul smelling vagina.

John- "Hey what's happening man? What did you do last night?"

Dan- "I went out with my work buds and hooked up with a girl. We went home and fucked!!"

John- "Sweet dude, that's awesome!!!"

Dan- "Yeah, but the thing is, her pussy was so nasty, I still can't get this possum cooter stank off of my cock & balls."

by dizzotizzo October 13, 2015

Irish Cooler

A paper bag

I put your two cold half pints of whiskey in that irish cooler.

by bruno gaboni September 16, 2016

karma cooter

Karma Cooter: a female vag, that has a unwanted infection of any sort... after many nights of having one night stands.

Stacy is so gross, she has that karma cooter after cheating on Jeff.

by renaud22 January 30, 2017

creamy cooler

When you cum on a girls face outside in the winter and it freezes on her face.

Or that gay shit you drink at your friend's cousin's fourteenth birthday party at their cottage.

Guy 1: Ayy lmao i just gave this bitch a creamy cooler
Guy 2: Ahh shit hopefully it melted off before she got frostbite

by VaginasAreGay November 15, 2017

canadian cooter

The act of pouring maple syrup in a white womens cooter, and eating her out while watching a game of ice hockey.

I heard Todd gave his girl a Canadian Cooter, he is such a lucky guy.

by sexypinecone69 February 12, 2018