A fetish where a man sits in a pie and wiggles around for his partners enjoyment. Crying may be involved (a cry baby squat). Also known as Dutch Apple Ass, Full Moon Pie and Boston Creme Splat. Origin: Bob Odenkirk as 'Jimmy McGill' in "Better Call Saul" (TV Show, 2016) Season 2, Episode 2.
by Bazinga_Punk_NJ August 31, 2016
Get the hoboken squat cobbler mug.Someone who takes videos of himself squatting naked on a pie, preferably of the cream type variety, and masturbating much to the delight of his intended viewer.
by Yankwood August 29, 2016
Get the Hoboken Squat Cobbler mug.When a fully clothed person sits in a pie (or other cake like pastry) and commences to weep like a little girl. Squat Cobblering is usually engaged in by ugly, bald, middle aged men, who usually have some form of what appears to be mild autism. Said mild autism may manifest itself in an childlike, irrational and downright creepy obsession with baseball cards.
Did you see the back of his pants? He either crapped'em, or Hoboken Squat Cobbler'd a chocolate cake.
by Bob Barr 123 August 28, 2016
Get the Hoboken Squat Cobbler mug.According to A Way With Words, a podcast on PBS, cobs has sometimes been used to define a small or hard object such as testicles. When using the exclamation it can also mean “give it a little extra juice”, or “give it a little more testicular fortitude”
42:25, Pants on Fire, 16 October 2017
42:25, Pants on Fire, 16 October 2017
As the timer was running low and the home team was down by 1 point, a fan yelled “pour the cobs on”.
As Jill approached climax, in order to get her partner to increase intensity she yelled, “pour the cobs on!”
Instead of his friend consoling him, jacks friend told him to “pour the cobs” on and get over his ex.
As Jill approached climax, in order to get her partner to increase intensity she yelled, “pour the cobs on!”
Instead of his friend consoling him, jacks friend told him to “pour the cobs” on and get over his ex.
by Heyystolleyy October 20, 2017
Get the pour the cobs on mug.When a person uses their finger or device to stick up a mans anus stimulating the prostate to release an orgasm.
by Reaper22 December 7, 2019
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by 9asummit March 5, 2021
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