Vegan Batteries

A recycled battery that costs more than regular batteries because it's recycled

Craig: We were in The Range and I picked up these batteries and they were £7.50, recycled batteries.. Vegan batteries!!

by Coattail October 3, 2022

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monkey beater

monkey beater a person who whips monkeys / niggers for fun or excitement. When you be a mad monkey they will call the monkey beater and will get beat by the nigger whipper

you are a monkey beater

by monkey beaters November 19, 2022

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flat battery

When somebody starts off fixing a headlight but then you realize your dash is taken apart. You’re fixin a flat battery

Did you see Damon fixin the blinker fluid!!! Total flat battery!!

by ashHaL1087 November 23, 2022

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Learner Beater

Any motor vehicle purchased for the purpose of being used by a learner driver to receive their probationary license.
They're usually an older second hand vehicles purchased for cheap.

Terry bought a little learner beater from this dodgy bloke in Frankston a few days ago

by Ether2001 May 5, 2023

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low battery power

20% battery or less

Low battery power on your phone can automatically turn on battery saving mode, or when the low battery alert appears, you will have to turn battery saving mode on manually.

by bluestinger66 May 7, 2023

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Baghdad battery

When one partner lays on the floor while the other partner squats over their head. As they take their stance, the "bottom" partner then tases the "top" partner right in the butthole.

While the power was off last night, we decided to lighten the mood with a good 'ol fashion Baghdad battery!

by NoMoreShabuShabu May 13, 2023

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