egg lace

The nasty brown part of scrambled eggs in a skillet.

Can also be found on over cooked omelettes.

Get that nasty egg lace off my scrambled eggs.

by TheBlondeAccountant March 7, 2017

Jerusalem artichoke soup on eggs

Swedish confused waitress medurs up starters and spilled the soup on a already deliverd egg-starter and voilà the artichoke soupe on eggs was discovered as a fucked up dish without any fucking flavour you would want, the guest was chocked but hey the texture was lovely with egg yolk and soup. Eat your soup Fanny! 2021-11-23 Dalarö

Can I please have the egg-starter.
Sure, if you want me to pour Jerusalem artichoke soup on your egg starter.

Jerusalem artichoke soup on eggs

by Stefantastic November 23, 2021

Fried Egg Nipples

Dark nipples which look to have overtaken a breast and remind you of your breakfast. Most common of Middle Eastern tits.

"Jesus Sally, I didn't expect to find you had fried egg nipples".

Fried egg nipples tend to remind me of mothers, they don't turn me on.

by Neilwarri November 9, 2015

Egg McMustache

A mustache with food particles stuck to it that the person wearing it is unaware of. This can also be sported on the top lip of a person who has no facial hair. An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is also a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.

"These people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023

Surg egg

A cum-filled grenade. It has a 0.1% chance to do double the damage!

Omg a 2x surg egg! so much cum... yummy! yum! yum!

by Taattiiaanaaa October 10, 2023

Fruity egg

This is a term where you like two guys. The girls will use this when they don’t want to admit they like two guys in front of other guys so guys don’t think ur w player. This word is used for being a hoe on the low.

Friend 1: Hey so you know about how I have a fruity egg problem I talked to one egg yesterday without the other knowing
Friend 2: Ohhhhh way to be a fruity egg

by anonymous November 29, 2021

Eggs nest

The act of man shaving his testicles but leaving the area around them unshaven.

"Babe you do like my Eggs nest?!"

by Benetrator August 25, 2022