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Jake Demary

A term used for a middle-aged, tech-savvy male who enjoys playing first person shooters via headset with young boys. He often does this while eating large amounts of ice cream and scissor-tainting.
You want to hang out tonight? Maybe go sailing?

No, Im gonna hang out with my cats and pull a Jake Demary!
by Wolfpack member #3 November 24, 2011
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Jake

Jake is a kid who isn't the smartest, but he is great at taking a joke, and seems to have many girlfriends who go to a different school or church.
Me: Jake is dumb
Friend: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
by donny12345? July 29, 2022
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Jake Paul

Jake Paul is an idiot that probably voted for trump beacuse he is a white ass bitch who gained money and fame from his brother Logan Paul. Jake Paul needs to be stopped or we will all die in the stupidity of his career. PLEASE STOP THE DAB
Jake paul rides his brothers nuts. Have you seen the diss track ALISSA VIOLET made on jake paul?!
by jakepaulpleasestop November 23, 2017
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Jake

someone who is named “Jake” are Riley cool “not as cool as someone named Tennysonbut still cool
Jake is cool but I like tenn more
by The coolest person in the room November 9, 2019
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Jake

Jake is Bright lad with high intelligence but most of all a loyal guy who will do anything for a mate or a lass, He knows what’s what when it comes to fashion and clothing because he will be wearing it and it will noticable from a mile away.If you have a Jake in your life wouldn’t let it him go to waste because you're extremely lucky.
Looka Jake, he a reet snake like
by WagwanJackson August 9, 2018
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jake tube

A tube, often made of clear plastic, used to transfer fecal material from the anus of one partner, to the anus of another, for the purpose of sexual gratification. -see also Jaketube
My Jake Tube is in the dishwasher.
by Jacob Tuber November 18, 2018
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Jake

(Adj.) To penetrate the penis quickly into a girl
by TheCarp16 September 17, 2017
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