The Croatian butter thrust is an ancient sex practice that dates back to 200 A.D., and is a fun alternative to lube as well as a great bonding experience for couples. The first step is for a guy to start having sex with a girl. Right when he is about to cum, he pulls out and shoves a stick of butter up her vagina instead. Then, he proceeds to fuck her with the stick of butter until it melts. Warning: this can sometimes be very messy.
John: bro I gave Maria a Croatian butter thrust last night, it was so intense!
Craig: I wondered why your couch was so oily today!
Craig: I wondered why your couch was so oily today!
by Martha August 23, 2014
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Get the Hot Buttered Soul mug.N.; a usu. negative or pejorative action. Used in several contexts, and in speech is usually used in verbial form, "Don't butter my ass!", "Quit buttering my ass!", "I'm not buttering your ass!", "He's buttering her ass.", and so forth.
The origin of the term "buttering of the ass" is not known, but over time has developed three distinct meanings, with decreasing prevalence:
1) excessive kissassery or sucking up, usu. as a way to gain some sort of special favor or attention
2) egregious bullshit and/or obvious lies
3) fucking with or screwing with
The origin of the term "buttering of the ass" is not known, but over time has developed three distinct meanings, with decreasing prevalence:
1) excessive kissassery or sucking up, usu. as a way to gain some sort of special favor or attention
2) egregious bullshit and/or obvious lies
3) fucking with or screwing with
1) "I love you so much, babe; you're the most beautiful woman in the world." "We've been dating for two days; don't butter my ass." ; 2) "Did you know that the term "roofie" comes from the Iroquois word meaning "to sleep"?" "I'm a linguist and that is such bullshit, so don't butter my ass." ; 3) "I'm obviously better at bocce than you, you fucking idiot!" "Alright Andrew, it's a friendly game; there's no need to butter my ass."
by Lax1334 November 23, 2011
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by 15968190 June 25, 2010
Get the Butter Troll mug.When having sex with a woman who is lactating, collect a glass of her breast milk. Place your woman on her back with her legs in the air and pour the breastmilk into her vaginal canal. Procede to FUCK her straight down as though you are churning butter. When the milk curdles, wipe it on a piece of toast and feed it to your partner.
by Kam!kaze February 12, 2007
Get the amish butter-churner mug.You make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on wonderbread. Then, you stick it in the girls vagina and proceed to haved sex through the sandwich into her vagina. After cuming in both her vagina and sandwich, you make her eat the sandwich.
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Get the Peanut Butter Sexytime mug.1. For extreme Amish- pouring milk into a female's ass then fucking the ass with a corn cob until butter is formed 2. For the liberal Amish- putting milk in a female's ass then pounding that shit until you churn out some good 'ole Amish Butt Butter.
After pouring milk into Catherine's anus, Jedediah churned some Amish Butt Butter last night while butt fucking her.
by Bhaggard December 18, 2008
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