Hiding a Ruler

Describes a man with a 12 inch long schlong, dick, cock, jimmy, one-eyed trouser snake, woody, penis.

What Sarah didn't know was that Ron was Hiding a Ruler in his pants and planned to use it on her later that night.

Did you hear about the new guy?
what?
He's Hiding a Ruler!
oh wow! Dibs!

by RedDan69 April 28, 2011

doing a Rory

When a frankly disgraceful tie/shirt combo tries to be pulled off by someone who really should know better.

Example: Rory McIlroy at the Wimbledon Mens final 2011.

Mate, who dressed you, Stevie Wonder?! You're doing a Rory...

by Citizen91 July 13, 2011

flip a rizzie

A term used while communicating to the driver of a vehicle, conveying the message to make a sharp right.

Hey man, once you see Washington St, be sure to flip a rizzie

by MrNimon July 29, 2011

Pull a Rockstar

To pull a rockstar is to wet your pants in public.

The two youngsters saw the alcoholic man Pull a Rockstar in the middle of the center.

by StarLeprechaun October 22, 2011

Dipped a rag on a brother

The term for describing when you recieve a $20 tip from a costumer. ie: Valet, Bellman, Golf Attendant.

A valet telling a coworker "That guy that pulled up in the BMW just dipped a rag on a brother!"

by Ed Luva "From around the way" October 1, 2012

building a rocket

It means jerking it. You know, MASTURBATION.

Tissue box, check. Jergens, yep. He must have been building a rocket.

by Boberino33 October 21, 2013

slung a rod

When all or part of a connecting rod smashes through the side of your block and destroys your engine. Usually caused by piston failure or the conrod itself breaking. In extreme cases, this will saw the block completely in half. Was much more common in the past when metallurgy, engineering and manufacturing techniques were more primitive. Now usually only seen on racing engines that run large boost pressures or nitrous oxide.

I was trying to run a 9 second pass in the Camaro but I slung a rod and hosed oil all over the track which pissed everyone off.

by Danny2010 May 13, 2017