Suck your river

Sucking the leftover soda in the rim of a can.

Can you please suck your river from my Cocka-Cola?

by Riversucker3637 August 1, 2017

Bleach your mustache

Slowly and precisely secrete your manly fluids on your friend's mustache when he's not conscious.

Jim: "I'm going to have another shot."
Brock: "Okay, but if you pass out I'll bleach your mustache."

by AbNb June 12, 2013

Bury Your Gays

Trope commonly used in fiction where queer characters are seen as more expendable and less important and are, in the end, killed in favour of the straight characters in the story.

A: I can't believe they decided to kill off *character*
B: Yeah, it wasn't even really necessary to the plot
A: I hate the "Bury Your Gays" trope

by Ivansky October 29, 2021

Swinging your Dick

A suss way to say someone is gassing themselves too much/being overly cocky/being arrogant asf/Egotist

Nathan stop “Swinging your Dick”.
Bro, Owen your “Swinging your Dick” too much.

by Slendahman December 9, 2020

Busting your pants

A particularly raunchy and violent passing of gas, typically brought on during the digestion period following a particularly high-fibrous or ethnic cuisine or meal. The act itself triggers a rippling effect in the affected person’s underpants. In rare cases, tearing can even occur, requiring a change of trousers.

Mike: ”I’m in the mood to go throw back a burrito at Qdoba before I head in to work for a better West Virginia.”

Charlie: “Dude, I pity the producers and talent, you’ll be busting your pants all night long, better pack an extra pair of trousers!”

by Reuben Carlos Sanchez June 5, 2016

your tears here

When someone you hate or someone annoying cries. So you drink their tears. Typically they cry so much you fill a mug with tears and drink it.
i haven't seen a result for this, so i decided to created just for the Urban Dictionary Mug

Annoying Douchebag You Hate: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: drinks tears
You: your tears here.

by EmployeeBob April 14, 2017

abuse your noodle

masterbate.

man1:while your girlfriend is gone are you gonna abuse your noodle?
man2:YES!

by tomcon5 February 25, 2009