keyboard wave

a thing you do on your keyboard when ur bored

a typical keyboard wave is like this: sdrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlok

by plscommitdie June 16, 2020

Cock weasel

A guy that nuts in you and tries to be sneaky about it or guy that notoriously gets women pregnant.

That little cock weasel thought he was going to be slick and nut in me

by Whyme92 June 24, 2020

dick wearer

A cishet man who's annoying or problematic, and sexist.

Chad: "women overreact with their periods."
Elle: "nobody asked for a dick wearer's opinion."

by MajestyOfFandom July 29, 2020

grain wave

Usually a guy who attempts to fit in with the grain (acts casual), but actually sticks out like a sore thumb.

Fernando: Do you see Sam over there? He's such a grain wave and doesn't even know it.

by j05h0 August 8, 2020

under-wearer

Opposite of a Rat-Licker . Person who 'deathly' afraid of getting Coronavirus ( or ant other virus for that matter ). Will go to ANY extent to wear a mask 'anywhere' including their own back yard. Will pick up a pair of discarded underwear from the ditch and frantically hold it over their mouth and nose if they walk to their mailbox without a mask and noticed a car driving up their road.

Uggg. Typical under-wearer !

by Wryhost September 11, 2020

skater weasel

A skater weasel is a teenage male who’s thin, wears tight athletic pants, skater sneaks, various hairstyles (sometimes dyed an unusual color) carries a skateboard or drives a small Japanese car often with loud muffler, works at a fast-food restaurant, does landscaping, a convenience store, etc. often still in high school. Often seen in groups of 2-3 similar guys.

There’s that skater weasel Jonah carrying the skateboard he ‘borrowed’ from my friend at school.

by NavyTown September 13, 2020

Water Weasel

When a man, postmortem, usually as a result of heart failure, has fluid built up (edema) in the genitals that makes arterial embalming difficult.

Look at the water weasel on this guy. The hospital must have been pumpin' his ass full of fluids.

by Morty_the_Mortician September 16, 2020