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Real Man

1) A man who will comprimise his values and self respect to please women.

2) An insult used by women to shame a man into behaving how she wants him to.
1) Whenever a woman says, "I am a real woman looking for a real man." what she is really saying is, "I am loud mouthed, verbally abusive, manipulative user, and I want some wimp who never says no to me."

2) Girlfriend says, "If you were a real man you would be happy to pay all of my bills, listen to me complain, wash my car, and never disagree with me. Oh, and you would never pester me for sex".
by nelshane July 15, 2009
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Boogie Man

1. Fictional character/being meant to scare or tease kids and overly sensitive people. Sometimes spelled Boogieman or Boogeyman. Michael Myers in the horror movies Halloween is often referred to as the Boogieman.

2. A horror movie created in 2005 about a supernatural being living in dark closets. A complete flop of a film.
1. (Older kid talking to young kid at school) - ...laughing... "The Boogie Man is gonna get ya little boy...better watch out" ... (kid looking scared and runs).

2. We watched The Boogeyman on Netflix tonight. Seriously that was one lame movie with a BAD ending! Do not waste your time on it.
by Wrigleys Gumchewz July 10, 2014
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man beard

An exemplary display of manliness in the form of an awesome beard
Captain Ahab: That not be any oridnary swashbuckler's beard. That be a man beard! Beware!
by Bastien McBeard August 25, 2011
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Man slag

someone who asks everyone out despite the high chance of rejection. someone who doesn't think of someone else's feelings when maybe cheating on them or dumping them and especially when arguing..
oh, and who is a man:)
josh: will you go out with me?
Seth: no
josh: will you go out with me?
Aimee: no
josh will you go out with me?
Bekka: no
josh: will you go out with me?
Holly: yes
josh: (whilst going out with holly) seth will you go ot the prom with me?
Seth: no
seth + hannah: he's such a man slag!
by WarbleHarvey October 26, 2012
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Man-Mansion

A 2-Story mansion for women where men wear nothing but clear thongs. There is a "man" for everything, including a cook, a lawn-mower, a landscaper, many man-servants and not to mention a sexual pleaser also known as "The Bed Servant".
Each woman is entitled to have her own unique version of said mansion.
Woman 1: "Whoa check out her man-mansion, it comes with every single man-servant you can imagine!!!"

Woman 2: "Nah that aint nothin'...my man-mansion comes with all that plus a pool boy"
by Number_One_Lone_Star August 18, 2009
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man glaze

substance emmitted during ejaculation.
"dude, i was beatin my shit and i shot man glaze everywhere."
by capn' ky July 23, 2004
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Hey man

When you need to comfort your boyfriend who just lost his brother, and you are the first to comfort him.
‘Hey man, listen. We all miss Shiro
by Klanceiscannonking July 1, 2018
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