Straight sticking

Walk with your legs straight to avoid your butt cheeks rubbing together because of your butt crack is chafed

I was straight sticking all the way to my car cuz I had ass rash

by Jokeaholic May 25, 2018

straight head

When a song is so good that the sensation of listening to it is the equivalent to receiving head. A term usually used by horny eboys

Person 1: hey did you hear that new gunna album?

Person 2: yeah its aight

Person 1: Damn, i thought it was straight head

by Enrone May 22, 2020

straight down the kaiser

flushed straight down the toilet

we were winning but we flushed that straight down the kaiser

by why so glum son May 18, 2018

Straight

an idiot that thinks only straight people can have kids.

My mom is bisexual not straight

My dad is pansexual not straight

by The world doesn’t run on cake August 6, 2021

straight homo

derogatory against bi people, typically men

Homophobe: He a straight homo.

by suck_my_d33 July 15, 2021

Japanese Straight

In poker, a hand that contains random cards that make no hand (pair, straight, flush, etc...)

Man 1: I beat you all. I have a 2 of hearts, 4 of spades, 5 of diamonds, 7 of clubs, 10 of spades and a king of hearts.

Man 2: You lose dumbass. All you have is a Japanese Straight. Now I'm going to give your wife an Alabama Hotpocket.

by DJ Doo Wop Dago June 4, 2009

Straight Dick Cheese

Jenasis F

You smell like straight dick cheese

by Fagggsssareeelovedddd December 28, 2021