Straight

Something to say when you or someone says or mentions something even remotely gay.

"That guy is pretty thicc"
"Straight"

by プラチナ厶 October 9, 2019

Worse than a short well and a straight pipe

When you’re in a terrible situation

Wow this is worse than a short well and a straight pipe.

by Ttt61 October 8, 2020

Idaho Straight

A sexual identity characterized by a masculine male, who identifies as heterosexual, but when engaged in outdoor activities with other males such as fishing, hunting, shooting guns, archery, or hiking, sees no problem with giving/getting a blowjob from a buddy. The only rules are no hugging, kissing, touching, affection, and most importantly, to never actually discuss it.

Brian: Hey, I'm gay but I think you are hot. Are you straight?

Steve: Yes, I'm straight.

Brian: Are you straight? Or are you "Idaho Straight'?

by Neil Saffron September 29, 2023

straight

not me

ew straight

by consume dog 69 October 2, 2020

Straight up petroleum

What you say when something is superior. A play off of the saying “that’s gas”, with petroleum being a pure natural gas.

Dude, that song was gas, straight up petroleum!

by biscuit0823 May 23, 2021

straight toppin mines like..

When someone is just really on your case and wont leave you alone.Teachers, parents, friends,etc...

Ms Marx : "Go to the locker Kayanna."
Kayanna: ( talkin to a friend but still heard the teacher)
Ms Marx : "Kayanna, go to the locker."
Kayanna: "I heard you! damn "(proceeds talkin to a friend)
Ms Marx:" Kayanna! GET YOUR ASS UP AND GO TO THE LOCKER FO' I CALL YOUR MOM!"
Kayanna:( rolls eyes gets up and slowly walks to the locker while mumbling and rolling eyes) Oh ma godd you straight toppin mines like....

by WiFeY NuMbAh 2 July 12, 2009

straight-faced pervert

Someone who is able to do perverted things while keeping a straight face.

Him: Do you wanna use the BDSM kit and the dildo tonight?
Her: w-what? Don't say such perverted things with a straight face!
Him: What do you mean?
Her: You're acting like such a Straight-faced Pervert!

by Weeabob November 28, 2016