punch buddy

Someone who you punch for fun to feel better/good in any situation

We went in to the haunted house, I brought my punch buddy with me so I will feel better.

by AmazingMary December 8, 2015

pecker punched

Getting thumped in the face with a giant cock.

You said what!! Thwap! Pecker punched.

by hirsakowski January 27, 2016

reindeer punch

a donkey punch, but more festive for the hoelidays

Yo bro did u reindeer punch her last night?
Yeah, dude it was sick!!!!

by pseudoname20040402 March 25, 2016

The devil's tounge punch

The act of eating a Carolina Reaper and then right after you consume it you perform oral sex on a woman in turn burning not only your own mouth but also her vagina.

My girlfriend cheated on me to I gave her the devil's tounge punch to show her who's boss!

by SqueezyMcjingles November 14, 2018

Nazi punching

The act of being throat gaped by your wife/Girlfriends lover while yodeling.

Often done after her lover has given a Nintendo switch.

Nazi punching

Verb

Person one: “has anyone seen Richard?”
Person two: “He is in the hospital, he got a little over excited by his new switch, and dislocated his jaw”
Person one: “damn. I wish I had a Nintendo switch”

by Notalexjones October 18, 2018

Midget Punch

Adj. Used to describe an abnormal amount of something. An Amount that is indescribably on the small side but not comparable to anything else.

This oil tastes like hot dog water with a midget punch of mint. Still fucks me up though!

by Twinkie94 October 21, 2018

punched onion

An anus that has been fornicated

"My girlfriend told me her sister gave her a punched onion with a cob of corn when she was 13. I need to call her sister."

by chudwilleatyourbaby October 22, 2018